Death of Micca De Joya (Internal Relations) by Megan Lee (Issues)

Assassination time: 2011-10-16 22:45:00
Assassination location: 37.8690265974004, -122.254915237427
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We can (kinda) speak Chinese!

Description:
After a week of ninja-ing and sprinting around campus, I thought it would be safe to chill out at Cafe Strada and study for sociology in the last hour. Little did I know that I would come across someone that looked quite familiar. With much contemplation, I took the chance and killed her.

Death of Michael Li (Issues) by Michael Huynh (Internal Relations)

Assassination time: 2011-10-16 22:10:00
Assassination location: 37.8689757802909, -122.25727558136
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we love to go to the gym, GTL!

Description:
With no deaths occurring in the past couple days, Berkeley looked to be safe to walk around once again. Little did the people know, there were still killers hiding, especially IRC. As night approached, hiding in the shadows was no longer necessary as I emerged from the darkness to kill once again. Me and my swift team of ninjas ran through every part of the Berkeley area hoping to find our next victim. We find Michael Li who looked defenseless walking on the edge of campus. So as the ruthless ninjas we were, we stabbed him right in the back leaving a pool of blood streaming down the edge of campus. We are sorry for Issues latest death. Who needs tissues? Issues.

Death of Anny Lin (Social) by Sabrina Ruiz (Internal Relations)

Assassination time: 2011-10-14 16:49:00
Assassination location: 37.8658758703382, -122.258648872375
What do the victim and killer have in common?: SOCOMMMMMMMMM~

Description:
After stalking all day with my team of assassins, I was ready to go home and rest, waiting in the shadows until I struck again. But just when things were calming down, we spotted her. Walking down the street with one of the gods, none other than the elusive Social Chair, Anny Lin. After confirming the hit, we hid, waiting for her to pass, then ran into the street, hiding behind other people waiting...lurking. After making sure it was safe, I went in for the kill, thrusting my ninja knife into her back. Hiding under her newly colored hair was not sufficient for her disguise. "NOOOOOOOOO--" she cried, falling to the ground in agony. "Sorry, Anny, but I had to do it." I replied, sheathing my weapon. After she left, we waited and left, happy that our efforts had not been in vain.

Remember, children, this is what happens when you mess with IRC. Yes, I'm talking to you, Michael Cao. You kill us, we kill your chair. Get it? Got it? Awesome. Oh, and by the way---YOU'RE NEXT.

Death of Johanna Tseng (Development) by Rolland Wu (Technology)

Assassination time: 2011-10-14 14:00:00
Assassination location: 37.8724990168565, -122.260129451752
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we like math

Description:
Although dead, Helen and Danny scouted out Johanna's class to make sure she would come. As I waited outside the main exit of VLSB, I ran into Sabrina Ruiz, also just waiting outside. We through our socks but reached a standoff, so I ran. After class ended, I returned to secure the kill, walking all the way up to her before throwing two socks to finally get the kill.

Death of Richie Zeng (Historian) by Jordan Zhang (Technology)

Assassination time: 2011-10-13 23:04:00
Assassination location: 37.8727869662434, -122.25656747818
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We went to the same high school, MSJHS >:D

Description:
I hear the stealthy footsteps of a bull elephant behind me and notice a stout Asiatic male charging with sock in hand. I try to retreat to safe ground but notice he is calling in a massive gank which turns out to be a single Sabrina Rivera. I decide to engage Richie before any more backup arrives and I kill him with my superior aim.
I attempt to kill Sabrina as well but she catches my sock....and forgets to ask the commonality question before one minute. ;D tyvm~