Kill Map
Kill Stories
Death of Jerry Li (Public Relations) by Melissa Floriendo (Issues)
Assassination time: 2010-03-07 23:30:00Assassination location: 37.8663247724773, -122.256352901459
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both are good friends with a girl named Julia Hu
Description:
Jerry Li was walking back from crossroads with a to-go box in hand as I was walking towards Crossroads with my friends. I said "Jerry, are you dead?" He replied in a terrified voice, "Noooo." I then pulled my sock out of my purse and ruthlessly killed him. :)
Death of Gabby Young (Issues) by Jason Cheung (Social)
Assassination time: 2010-03-05 23:20:00Assassination location: 37.8686708768981, -122.259952425957
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both love pho and sushi
Description:
I saw her walking, and i asked if she is dead, she wasn't, so I did it lol, sorry =D
Death of Jennifer Cho (Community Service) by Brian Pak (Historian)
Assassination time: 2010-03-05 22:10:00Assassination location: 37.8680780055779, -122.256932258606
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we are both korean
Description:
saw her walking past cafe strada. got her after her entourage crossed the street.
Death of Karen Wong (Community Service) by Justin Wen (Issues)
Assassination time: 2010-03-05 18:35:00Assassination location: 37.8726175843874, -122.263906002045
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both like How I Met Your Mother
Description:
So I was just minding my own business, chilling at home when Cynthia calls me to ask me where Mulford Hall is so I looked it up and told her because apparently she had a review session there. I just continued minding my own business then decided it would be nice of me to drop in on Cynthia and surprise her after her review session (and then walk her home since its dark out and its not fun to walk by yourself). Anyhow, as I was waiting in Mulford to surprise Cynthia I see somebody walk out with her and she was wearing blue shoes. So, I thought to myself ... who has such distinct shoes that I remember ... KAREN WONG. Also, she was talking and I could tell it was totally her so I stalked them outside and surprised her. Sock in the arm/back for her and another kill for me.
Death of Albert Shieh (Technology) by Keaky Ma (Historian)
Assassination time: 2010-03-05 15:12:00Assassination location: 37.8747358882041, -122.259945720434
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We love blue!
Description:
Brian and Frances called me up asking if I wanted to help them kill Albert. He looked at me straight in the face and walked away from me. The killer sock landed on his buttcheek. Never turn your back toward your enemy.
Death of Nanxi Liu (Development) by Brian Pak (Historian)
Assassination time: 2010-03-05 12:15:00Assassination location: 37.871228638479, -122.259035110474
What do the victim and killer have in common?: she ran away and claimed she was dead and didn't answer my questions
Description:
waited outside her 12 pm class. @12:15 thought she skipped so I left and ran into her at the staircase going down. Threw a sock and "killed" her. Asked her questions and she said she was dead and then ran into her classroom
Death of Sherry Liao (Internal Relations) by Brian Pak (Historian)
Assassination time: 2010-03-04 21:05:00Assassination location: 37.8704918089831, -122.260344028473
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we like pixar's Up
Description:
waited outsider her 9 am class. Threw a sock that hit her hood then backpack so threw another one just to make sure.
Death of Karen Ko (Technology) by Angela Lee (Issues)
Assassination time: 2010-03-04 19:00:00Assassination location: 37.8727530899034, -122.25545167923
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We have chem together!
Description:
Someone told me she was in my chem lecture but we don't have lecture on Thursdays so I didn't think I could do anything about it. We did have a midterm review session today though, and I saw her walk out after the review session ended, called out her name and threw a sock at her :)
Death of Chris Chen (Internal Relations) by Justin Wen (Issues)
Assassination time: 2010-03-04 17:30:00Assassination location: 37.8664518197561, -122.255022525787
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We were both in VHM last semester.
Description:
Went to Unit 2 to go pick up somebody for some Assassins hunting and Chris walks by right in front of me so ... sock in the arm for him and a kill for me.
Death of Eric Han (Technology) by Jennifer Cho (Community Service)
Assassination time: 2010-03-04 17:00:00Assassination location: 37.8713980235283, -122.261373996735
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We're both intended econ majors
Description:
While not paying attention in my Econ lecture, I learned that Eric Han was in the very same class sitting just a few rows ahead of me. After the long and boring hour and half of the professor's words going in one ear and out the other, I waited for Eric to exit the building and quickly followed him out. Sensing the peril all around him, Eric had his sock balls ready to throw at anyone who attacked him. He quickly dodged my first attempt to kill him and threw another sock back at me. But because the rigorous Econ lecture had drained his energy too much his throw was weak and I easily dodged it, throwing yet another sock ball straight at his chest after which he died a slow and painful death.
Death of Andrew Zhang (Issues) by Dao Nguyen (Committee of Gods)
Assassination time: 2010-03-04 14:15:00Assassination location: 37.8700429322299, -122.257361412048
What do the victim and killer have in common?: --
Description:
Article III, Section H: Section H: You may not attack an officer.
o Officers are not participating so all attacks made on officers will be met with death.
Hasta la vista, baby.
Death of Jian Chen (Technology) by Keaky Ma (Historian)
Assassination time: 2010-03-04 14:07:00Assassination location: 37.8694670108811, -122.254883050919
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We love animals!
Description:
Our eyes met for a moment; I was afraid he would recognized me. He didn't and I proceeded to kill him.
Death of Evan Kim (Internal Relations) by Brian Pak (Historian)
Assassination time: 2010-03-04 13:30:00Assassination location: 37.8754631478823, -122.260322570801
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we are both Korean
Description:
This is crazy. After chasing Stephanie Cheok around MLK for a half hour to no avail, Frances tells me that she and Evan are going to LaVals. So I wait inside La Burrita until I see them walking in. Unfortunately, I had to fight through a line to get at them and by the time I was in killing position, the door was just closing behind Evan. Undaunted, I threw my sock through the sliver and got him in the right hip...unfortunately, my sock bounced straight into his open hand. SNAP! I just died, or so I thought. Evan casually tosses the sock right back and says "nice try, did you plan this?" Frances and I are dumbfounded....but wait! Frances remembers that in order to counter kill, Evan has to say my name. I quickly throw my sock back at Evan and its a direct hit. But Evan quickly counters that my kill is invalid because I had already used that sock and failed. So I pulled out a new sock and hit him again. Finally, a kill.
Death of Jeffrey Jankaew (Issues) by Keaky Ma (Historian)
Assassination time: 2010-03-04 12:57:00Assassination location: 37.867048939032, -122.25637704134
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We love sushi!
Description:
I saw him at late night and stalked him until he got out of the building. Then, I killed him from behind. He gave me an high-five afterward! So cool.
Death of Heidi Chung (Community Service) by Charlene Hadinata (Historian)
Assassination time: 2010-03-03 23:01:00Assassination location: 37.8739895662228, -122.263498306274
What do the victim and killer have in common?: Both craving Panda Express!
Description:
Randy tricked me. D:
Heidi threw a sock at me T_T
She didn't get my name correct :D
I killed Heidi >:D
Death of Katarina Du (Community Service) by Elaine Liu (Development)
Assassination time: 2010-03-03 21:00:00Assassination location: 37.8670912877331, -122.2606793046
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We live on the same floor.
Description:
I got up early and waited outside the building. When she came out i socked her with a sock!
Death of Arial Chan (Historian) by Jason Cheung (Social)
Assassination time: 2010-03-03 20:40:00Assassination location: 37.8659161022453, -122.254192382097
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we went to the same high school
Description:
She ambushed me but I killed her in the end, too much excitement at 840 am man
Death of Bing Lin (Internal Relations) by Karen Wong (Community Service)
Assassination time: 2010-03-03 20:40:00Assassination location: 37.8676037050871, -122.260365486145
What do the victim and killer have in common?: PR & CS WOOT :]
Description:
Sooorryy Grandma/Mommy/Auntie/Adoptive Mommy I wuv you! But I saw you across the street, and couldn't resist xP
Death of Joshua Siu (Internal Relations) by Eric Han (Technology)
Assassination time: 2010-03-03 18:07:00Assassination location: 37.8693992551324, -122.257490158081
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we both wear glasses
Description:
So I was chilling around Hearst Gym area from 3 to 6 with techno ppls cuz we thought devo was gonna ambush Lizzy. That didnt happen which was somewhat disappointing cuz it would've been a lot more kills for us. Anyways as we were waiting for people to come back so we can go grab food together, I see Josh outside looking super sketch and paranoid. I tell everyone and we go around sending the dead people in first. All of the sudden Lizzy was overcame by the bloodlust and charged out by herself. Due to the flimsiness of her socks she missed and died.
But her death was not in vain: I ran up behind Josh and that was that.
RIP Lizzy =(
Death of Elizabeth Phung (Technology) by Joshua Siu (Internal Relations)
Assassination time: 2010-03-03 18:00:00Assassination location: 37.8689927193313, -122.257640361786
What do the victim and killer have in common?: both on cabinet
Description:
Cabinet back stabber, you dead now wipe yourself off.
Death of Anne Chen (Issues) by Tonny Leao (Social)
Assassination time: 2010-03-03 17:25:00Assassination location: 37.866868956781, -122.259088754654
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both like to eat lasagna.
Description:
I over heard someone talking about AAA, then i notice a girl that i met a while back. I ran up to her and tagged with a sock her while she was trying to run away. Sad part was that she didn't even know who i was. =(
Death of Brandon Matthews (Historian) by Jeffrey Jankaew (Issues)
Assassination time: 2010-03-03 16:45:00Assassination location: 37.8686200595433, -122.262897491455
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both go to the gym often.
Description:
How it went down in my head: So, there I was doing my assassins' strength training in the RSF weight room when all of a sudden my sixth sense sounded; meaning only one thing! An enemy assassin had entered the training room! So I immediately stopped what I was doing and sprung into action; searching for this enemy.
I entered the secondary room of the weight room and. there. he. was. Eye contact was made immediately! We knew that one of us was going to die. There was not enough room for the both of us!!
So I charged at him full speed! He stared at me. Hand in pocket and waiting calmly. I reached into my pocket to grab my primary choice of weapon, but then I realized... I was at training! I DIDN'T BRING MY WEAPON! so I did what every skilled assassin would do; I picked up a dumbbell and smashed his head in. The end.
How it really went down: I saw Brandon with Alan on the other side of the weight room. Alan saw me, but Brandon didn't. I asked Alan if Brandon was dead. He didn't give me an answer, so I threw a sock for good measure. Good thing I did because he was still alive. Also HEAD SHOT!
Death of Cindy Ke (Development) by Juliana Zhou (Technology)
Assassination time: 2010-03-03 16:00:00Assassination location: 37.872655695339, -122.257490158081
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We don't like biology
Description:
She walked out of class and I killed her (=
Death of Tim Lee (Development) by Jessica Dai (Social)
Assassination time: 2010-03-03 14:12:00Assassination location: 37.8710761916017, -122.259786128998
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both like Italian food.
Description:
I was with other people around VLSB, saw him come out and look around suspiciously. I followed him while keeping another person between us, and as we neared Dwinelle, I pulled out a sock ball and shouted "Tim Lee." I hit him with it and yup!
Death of Nicole Huang (Development) by Jason Cheung (Social)
Assassination time: 2010-03-03 13:55:00Assassination location: 37.8655773065522, -122.255446314812
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both love sushi
Description:
Saw her walking, waited til she passed, turned around and went for the kill
Death of Nina Nim (Historian) by Karen Wong (Community Service)
Assassination time: 2010-03-03 13:00:00Assassination location: 37.8682092846386, -122.259979248047
What do the victim and killer have in common?: both live in unit 3 :]
Description:
She coulda ran, but hesitation is hesitation. And that, my dear Nina, was your downfall.
Death of Sarah Bae (Technology) by Jason Cheung (Social)
Assassination time: 2010-03-03 12:05:00Assassination location: 37.8708623419783, -122.259053885937
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both love sushi
Description:
Saw her, killed her lol
Death of Chuck Ye (Issues) by Thanh Tran (Social)
Assassination time: 2010-03-03 12:05:00Assassination location: 37.872431263896, -122.25686788559
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we like sushi
Description:
Killed him outside Leconte Hall with the help of Yaeji and Aaron. He was quite surprised. =)
Death of Nhan Vu (Development) by Tonny Leao (Social)
Assassination time: 2010-03-03 12:01:00Assassination location: 37.8709639735599, -122.259040474892
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both like eating Pho.
Description:
Waited for class to be over, and when he stepped outside of the building I gently got him =)
Death of Amy Huang (Public Relations) by Eric Han (Technology)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 23:12:00Assassination location: 37.8673496142826, -122.262682914734
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both play tennis
Description:
This has got to be one of the funnier kills I've had. So after meeting me and Brian decided to get some boba since we got our buffer time of 15 minutes after meeting. As we walk toward Sweethearts we see a bunch of random AAA ppl walk by and none of them seem to notice we were walking by (which was good cuz that would've meant a lot of trouble). Then we see a group of PR in front of Sweethearts just congregating. I think there was 7 or 8 of them. We just give a casual greeting and walk into the shop to get our boba seeing how we couldnt really do much to each other. We order our drinks and for some reason Donna decides to tell her committee to just run. We were more than happy about how fortunate we were and didnt have to fight 8 of them at once. So PR disperses and we continue to wait for our drinks
We walk out of Sweethearts and in the distance I spot Amy, Yafine, and John Wu. Since both me and Brian were heading in that direction we decided to follow them on the other side of the street. Knowing only one of them was still alive we waited till we were in dashing distance and crossed the street in a hurry. We were about 20 ft behind the group before Amy turns around. Her expression was that of a deer in headlights, not sure of what she should do. We closed in. Here is the jist of the conversation that followed
Amy: please dont kill me pleeease.
*we get closer*
Amy: omgg please dont ><
*and closer*
She breaks out into a run without even thinking about getting her sock out to retaliate. Brian gets the first hit but that apparently wasnt enough for her.
Amy: HA you didnt say my name!
Me: Amy Huang
*bam*
gg no re kthxbai
Death of Jeffery Lin (Technology) by Randy Le (Community Service)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 23:04:00Assassination location: 37.8705765024034, -122.255239784718
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We like to swim, too bad he doesn't play water polo =(
Description:
Jeffrey, in his white Under Armour sweater, was very paranoid walking to Ramonas to grab some dimsum. He looked like a rabbit watching out for predators. He looked left and then right and also behind him. But I guess he didn't see me coming, as I was all decked out in black (like a jaguar). I pounced and he ran, but it was already too late. My teeth sunk into his neck and I refused to let go...it was a bloody mess. We got inside and get dimsum, then two other cs members come out of no where and it was funny. I was just planning to get food and leave, but I also got a kill out of it as well =). Jeffrey then tries to text his fellow techno ppl to kill me, but I pay for my food and run away from the scene of the slaughter. Success.
Death of Jonathan Shih (Technology) by Heidi Chung (Community Service)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 19:50:00Assassination location: 37.8684294941506, -122.255022525787
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we both like apples.
Description:
surprise attack with Rose (=
Death of Eileen Zhao (Public Relations) by Jonathan Shih (Technology)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 18:10:00Assassination location: 37.8700090546282, -122.258434295654
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We were both in Taiwanese Decal.
Description:
Since Donna had seemed to call her to tell her that we were waiting for her outside of Taiwanese Decal, we were about to leave, thinking she wouldn't come. Luckily, we were still just standing around, and I noticed her walking up the stairs to Barrows and killed her.
Death of Chia Lin (Social) by Jonathan Shih (Technology)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 18:00:00Assassination location: 37.8700937486034, -122.25768327713
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We were both in Taiwanese Decal.
Description:
waited for her outside of Taiwanese decal with some other people and got her as she was entering the door.
Death of Jessica Chin (Internal Relations) by Eric Han (Technology)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 17:00:00Assassination location: 37.8701276261663, -122.259485721588
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both like Green Tea ice cream flavor yay!
Description:
After killing Louis, we went on a 2 hr hunting trip that ended with camping out for Chia. We killed her and I decided it was a good time to go on sproul and look for those juicy targets at around 5 cuz all the classes were getting let out. Then I got on the phone with someone in the group cuz they were still waiting for another target and asked where I was. Right then I see Jessica walk past Sather Gate and I pretended to not see her and be absorbed in my phone conversation. She saw me and kept walking. I walked under the gate and turned around so I can catch her in the back. But she turned around again. WIth not that much to hide I walked up with a hand on the sock in my pocket while she just stared at me in shock. She hesitantly said, "Are you still ...alive?" The answer she got was a sock to the leg. Sorry Jessica you just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Death of Neal Oliver (Public Relations) by Brian Matsubara (Technology)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 15:30:00Assassination location: 37.8719061763397, -122.260043621063
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we both like pepperoni pizza
Description:
as i was going to try to kill karen wong, who i seem to always despise this time of year, i saw her with neal and one other person. she yelled me name and neal gave chase, tired of running i decided to stop. his sock missed, i hit him but forgot to call his name, luckily i always come prepared. pull out sock number 2, call his name and bam, hes dead.
Death of Louis Fu (Development) by Juliana Zhou (Technology)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 15:30:00Assassination location: 37.8742224618371, -122.257173657417
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we're both from the 626 area
Description:
Before going to class yesterday, I chased Louis around Sproul without luck, so after class, I decided to seek my revenge. A few of my friends and I waited for him after class in Hearst Mining. When his class was dismissed, he ran down the stairs from the second floor, but all his running was futile. My team and I shot our socks. He skillfully dodged some of them, but he wasn't prepared for my mighty sock!! Yeah... he died.
Death of Brenda Li (Public Relations) by Brian Matsubara (Technology)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 15:29:00Assassination location: 37.8702800750063, -122.259464263916
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we both like vanilla ice cream
Description:
i just happened to be walking, and brenda walks right in front of me, i had no choice but to kill her
Death of Terrence Zhao (Community Service) by Jonathan Shih (Technology)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 15:15:00Assassination location: 37.8744172466945, -122.264893054962
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both watch anime.
Description:
waited outside his apartment after he got back from a cabinet meeting and got him as he was coming in.
Death of Patrick Wong (Public Relations) by Juliana Zhou (Technology)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 15:00:00Assassination location: 37.870775531558, -122.259319424629
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we both like psychology
Description:
I walked out of the wheeler building and saw a familiar hair-do. I thought it was Patrick's... and lo and behold! It was his. I caught up to him and lightly threw my sock at his shoulder.
Death of Alan Huynh (Historian) by Karen Wong (Community Service)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 14:40:00Assassination location: 37.8674173719161, -122.260344028473
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we both like video games
Description:
Oh, Alan. I was going to lie low today, and maybe even die, but VENGEANCE TRUMPS ALL. Gotta take care of my allies.
Death of Randy Le (Community Service) by Tonny Leao (Social)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 14:04:00Assassination location: 37.8687725115025, -122.258713245392
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both hate eating at crossroad
Description:
Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries
For the rest of your days
CS is problem free, philosophy
I killed Randy Le
Death of Jeffrey Wong (Community Service) by Arial Chan (Historian)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 14:00:00Assassination location: 37.872355041741, -122.256771326065
What do the victim and killer have in common?: physics!
Description:
followed him out of class,
alan distracted jeffrey
and bam! hit from behind!
Death of Kellen Chen (Development) by Alan Huynh (Historian)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 13:40:00Assassination location: 37.8675359476249, -122.260258197784
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both like Pokemon.
Description:
I thought it was going to be a peaceful day today. And it was, until I got my assignment from HC intelligence.
The target: Kellen Chen ...
Location: Cafe 3 ...
I rushed to gather my belongings and read the instructions as I made my way down Channing. "Green sweater. That says irvine swim or water polo. kinda tall. a little built in muscle. asian hair spiked". When I finally got within sight range of cafe 3, I saw him walking out the building, green sweater and all. But he was quick, and escaped into the safety of his dormitory.
I thought all hope was lost. I sent a message back to HC telling them I had lost him. But a few minutes later, there he was again. I almost didn't recognize him now that he had his umbrella. I approached, we stared each other down. "Kellen Chen?" His first instinct was to put his umbrella out in front of him. I reached under and tossed my sock.
Death of Jenny Mei (Historian) by Neal Oliver (Public Relations)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 13:00:00Assassination location: 37.871889, -122.259421
What do the victim and killer have in common?: both have had braces
Description:
It was the second day of Ninja Training camp. We all knew it was live or die by the sword (or other ninja-y weapons). I woke up at the crack of dawn, the cool mist running across my face, the sky emerging beyond the majestic peaks filtering its rays upon the campsite. I then traveled to the central plaza where morning training began. After climbing some building, jumping across 10 meter rivers, and traversing the plains below, my trainees and I climbed back up to the camp on the mountains. But as we approached camp, the Master pulled me aside...
"You must kill Jenny Mei," said the Master. "Only then will you be able to become one of the Hunan Chi Guards".
"I understand," I retoreted.
After a short break for lunch, comprised only of the bare essentials, I readied myself for the NINJA ASSASSIN kill I had to make next. Afternoon drills were sprints across the entire camp and we split up into running parties, although Jenny was not in mine. Then as we ran, I crossed her group and I ran over to her.
"Oh, are you swtiching to this group," she asked kindly.
"No, I'm here to kill you," I replied. Jenny responded,
"Funny, the Master told me to do the same to you!"
ENGAGE CRAZY FIGHT SCENE MUSIC!!!
I pulled out my bo-staff, and Jenny pulled out a katana. Then she started going Yoda on my ass, but I was deflecting the blows.
CHING! CHANG! CLASH!
Part of the bo-staff cracked at a third of the way up. Luckily, this staff could trandsform into nun-chucks in case such an event occured. I began to do an intimidating whirling of the nun-chucks which had no immediete relevance to the fight, and Jenny followed suit with an impressive air twirl slicing up the ground as she did so. But... back to the action! We did some ninja flips off each other's weapons, leaping towards walls which we then did ninja wall runs on and before we knew it we had escalated the fight to the top of the dojo's roof. Then after a few more attacks, we charged at each other and leaped into the air. Using the air currents as support, we double, triple, etc. jumped our way upward, fighting the whole time, but as we started to hit the stratosphere, I intentionally began to fall again, and Jenny, continuing upwards, jumped into space and imploded. After I landed back to earth, I marveled at the accomplishment, finally glad to be a part of the Clan, but Brian Matsubara threw a shuriken at my face and I died.
Death of David Chen (Public Relations) by Eric Han (Technology)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 12:30:00Assassination location: 37.871889, -122.259421
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both play HoN
Description:
It was a nice sunny day and David was walking into Hearst Mining for his English 135AC class. Little did he know I was watching him from above. He came up the stairs and turned. We stared at each other for a brief moment before the sock came out of my hand. David Chen was the last two words he heard before my sock turned him into a bloody mess. Poor him =(
Death of Anna Chan (Public Relations) by Jason Cheung (Social)
Assassination time: 2010-03-02 12:15:00Assassination location: 37.8717410270604, -122.260993123055
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both like Mexican food
Description:
Was gonna kill Jenny Le but she was already dead, then saw Anna Chan just walking, and got her!
Death of Patrick Lee (Historian) by John Yi (Public Relations)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 23:45:00Assassination location: 37.871889, -122.259421
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we are both koreans
Description:
Erin and I were waiting for a bus to go to Cheeseboard and then suddenly Patrick came up behind Erin and killed her. While Erin and Patrick were chatting about Erin's misfortune, she secretly gave me her socks and I killed him with them. Kudos to Erin for my kill!
Death of Erin Wong (Public Relations) by Patrick Lee (Historian)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 23:40:00Assassination location: 37.8684167897735, -122.261872887611
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We be sexy BITCHESSS!
Description:
I was plotting to hunt down all relevant members of Issues Fall '09 after I failed to trick them into a murder-suicide pact late last night. I was on my way to kill Sarah Bae after her Korean class (in 87 Dwinelle MTWRF 11AM-12PM if you're interested), when my eyes became fixated on something peculiar. It was the once illustrious and sextastic Erin "Sex Toy" Wong (aka Jigglypuffs) of former Issues glory reduced to working not a corner, but a frickin' bus stop in front of the RSF, i.e. the best place to find desperate, sweaty guys, with what must have been her pimp, John Yi. The crafty wench distracted me with her charm and her talk of pacts, to which I did not agree BTW, while she visibly and obviously handed a bundle of socks to her pimp while repeatedly calling me by my full name. Grrrr... I so would've killed Sarah, too! She was hella scared when I "killed" her after class. <3 Luv u, Erin!
Death of Sean Lee (Historian) by Eric Han (Technology)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 22:53:00Assassination location: 37.8738710009, -122.259936332703
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We were in the same family last semester CFLs!
Description:
Sean Lee! bam dead. Sorry dude.
Death of Frances Yan (Historian) by Eric Han (Technology)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 22:50:00Assassination location: 37.8744299500369, -122.260065078735
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both hate mastering physics
Description:
So I was actually gonna be invisible for the first two days of this week since I have a lot of stuff I need to do and a pretty full schedule. I woke up early and started to head to class early. As I was walking by memorial glade I saw Frances and Sean walking together and thought: who am I kidding about staying invisible. I ran up and bam bam sock in the back for each of them. Sorry guys assassin instincts kinda kicked in =P
Death of Donna Woo (Public Relations) by Brian Pak (Historian)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 22:30:00Assassination location: 37.8703308912162, -122.260408401489
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we both like to wear shorts
Description:
I went up to the Common Grounds in Dwinelle for some Iced Coffee and thought I saw Donna sitting by a window doing some sort of language work. I sat down right next to her and "read" a book for 5 minutes until she looked up and I was able to see her face. I dropped a sock on her shoulder. The end
Death of Yaeji Myung (Social) by Tim Lee (Development)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 19:49:00Assassination location: 37.8670616436449, -122.259850502014
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we both live in unit 3
Description:
I was riding the elevator, anxious to watch some people playing pool. When I got down, there was a sudden disappointment when we heard the sound of two pool balls colliding.
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I see two asian girls rushing down the stairs and rose running into the building. Words were exchanged--alongs with slaps--and socks were flying through the air. All three ran out the building and my carnal penis instincts kicked in. When prey is running I chase. But then--the logic of my male brain told me to stay in the building. Then, when my prey returned, I ended her life right outside the building.
Death of Calvin Shin (Community Service) by Andrew Zhang (Issues)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 18:05:00Assassination location: 37.8722788195072, -122.256170511246
What do the victim and killer have in common?: both from San Jose
Description:
I noticed him walking alone on campus and sneaked behind him.
Killed him by throwing a sock ball.
Death of Katerina U (Historian) by David Chen (Public Relations)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 17:11:00Assassination location: 37.8707564755983, -122.259496450424
What do the victim and killer have in common?: LOVE SPICY FOOD
Description:
While walking out of lecture, I called Perry to meet up and hang out for dinner before his DeCal, then I see him walking with Triman who was already dead, then to his side I saw Kat on the phone, I sprinted towards her and she died
Death of Helen Liu (Issues) by Karen Wong (Community Service)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 17:10:00Assassination location: 37.8705510943875, -122.260429859161
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we've both been on CS ;]
Description:
I stood in a hallway, speaking in hushed tones to a fellow ally, when suddenly, BAM, Helen appears in the distance. She sees me and her eyes narrow. For a split second she freezes and contemplates what her next course of action should be. But hesitation is nonetheless still hesitation, so farewell dear Helen :[
Death of Benfie Liu (Community Service) by Jason Cheung (Social)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 16:15:00Assassination location: 37.8668858963057, -122.259550094604
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We like Big Band Theory
Description:
Walking down the street feeling like SOCOMM/
Socks in my hand, I see Benfie, I'm gonna tag this girl/
Before I tag, ran after her with the socks in my hand/
Cause when I toss for the kill, I ain't gonna miss/
She threw a sock at me, me/
And I just dodged, dodged/
She didn't have no socks, socks/
And I killed her.
Death of Aaron Chan (Social) by Benfie Liu (Community Service)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 16:13:00Assassination location: 37.8711270072625, -122.256546020508
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we both live in unit 2, cunningham
Description:
After a long day of chem lab, I walked out of latimer when I saw a familiar looking figure. Silently, I stalked my prey to faculty glade. Chills ran up Aaron's spine as he felt eyes beam into his back. He quickly glanced over. His eyes widen and his heartbeat quickened as he saw his ferocious predator. Frozen in his tracks, he could only gulp in terror as a sock ball was thrown. He perished. Slowly. The End.
Death of Jenny Le (Issues) by Elaine Liu (Development)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 16:07:00Assassination location: 37.8702885443771, -122.260451316833
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we both like britney spears and pho!
Description:
Jenny was in the bathroom and Louis told me to go in and kill her. So I did. The end!
Death of John Tsai (Technology) by Elaine Liu (Development)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 16:05:00Assassination location: 37.870618849077, -122.260086536407
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both like video games
Description:
Waited outside his class, spotted him, and killed him
Death of Lizi Feng (Community Service) by Tonny Leao (Social)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 16:02:00Assassination location: 37.8698015539773, -122.257549166679
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both like to watch House
Description:
As i sat down to drink my tea/
I slowly yawn and who do I see?/
Lizi Lizi was walking to me /
Little did she know, i was waiting for thee /
She turn left and right with eyes wide open/
She wanted to believe and she was hoping/
But nobody can escape the BOMB/
Lizi just got killed by SOCOMM
Death of Tim Kim (Development) by Jason Cheung (Social)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 15:15:00Assassination location: 37.8672818565867, -122.260773181915
What do the victim and killer have in common?: His favoritte TV show is lost, I like it too
Description:
I wanted to see/
Who's in unit 3/
No not Tim Lee/
But it was a man with a key/
Mr Tim Kim ran to the door/
Trying to get in the ground floor/
But I ran in for the kill/
Doing it for the thrill/
He couldn't in time/
Before I tagged him, and he was mine/
Who's the bomb?/
SOCOMM
Death of Dana Zhang (Social) by David Chen (Public Relations)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 15:10:00Assassination location: 37.8738879388149, -122.256261706352
What do the victim and killer have in common?: LOVE MATH
Description:
She walked in with her headphones on while texting on her phone. I hid behind the door and ambushed her. GG
Death of Alex Soong (Technology) by Kellen Chen (Development)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 15:05:00Assassination location: 37.8736338696819, -122.256224155426
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both feel that breasts are important
Description:
I was drinking water and saw him inside Stanley. Yay
Death of Eric Pang (Internal Relations) by Karen Wong (Community Service)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 15:00:00Assassination location: 37.8730749145048, -122.257618904114
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we both love a certain ms. jenny mei :D
Description:
Using my long range vision, I spotted my dear old dad walking down the hill to class. Stealth mode set in and bam, death befalls him. He didn't even flinch.
Death of Mai Hoang (Social) by Tim Lee (Development)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 14:36:00Assassination location: 37.8671209318094, -122.256664037704
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both live in Unit 3 Norton.
Description:
I was heading towards TKE when Jenny wanted to buy a drink. I wanted to get to safety asap, but Jenny said she was dying of thirst. As a gentlemen, I offered to walk her to the nearby convenient store to buy a drink. She bought some kind of coffee drink, irrelevant. I walk out, the sun's rays bombarded my eyes. I was blinded for a second. I recovered. We turned the corner. I hear "TIMOTHY LEE". Then I saw a sock and an angry Mai staring down my soul. I dodged the first sock! She had more though! This time she threw two at once. I dodged one, and the other one hit my chest and bounced off. What do I do?! Everything happened so fast but at the same time, in slow motion. It was a pink sock. I saw the sock move as if it was on a laggy computer. It bounced off me, onto Jenny. Then the sock bounced off Jenny! Chance of redemption! I jumped forward! I pushed Jenny aside (in my head I said, 'Step aside!') Jenny falls to the ground. It doesn't matter, THE SOCK IS STILL IN THE AIR! I reached out with my right hand, cupped it and caught it. Then I screamed 'MAI HOANG!' Successful counter-kill? I believe so. Also, even if I had not caught the sock, would it have been a legitimate kill? I am listed as "Tim Lee" not "Timothy Lee"... P.S. Jenny may still be on the ground as we speak.
Death of Triman Nguyen (Social) by Tim Lee (Development)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 14:19:00Assassination location: 37.8694246635454, -122.259249687195
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both play HoN.
Description:
I was having a romantic walk with a special someone. We were talking about rainbows and unicorns WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, a frightened Vietnamese boy scurries past the GBC continuously checking behind him. I whispered, "TRIMAN!" As soon as the name left my mouth, I felt the fear in the heart of the person I was walking with. She exclaimed, "Oh man, I'm getting out of here!" For a second, I thought, maybe I should leave too since my timestamp, my invincibility, has expired. But no! Adrenaline kicked in, fear was no longer part of me. I jumped and spun 180 degrees! Target locked: Triman Nguyen. I stalked him a little bit. He did not notice me, but started running. Why was he running? Was another person chasing him? I don't care. I sprinted after him. He saw me. He tried to run down the stairs to Lower Sproul. No use, I already had a sock in hand. He realizes his attempt is feeble. He turns around, hoping to catch my sock. I yelled, "TRIMAN NGUYEN!" I threw. He closed his hands. Smoke settles. He opened his hands. Sock wasn't there. Sock was on the ground. Dead.
Death of John Wu (Public Relations) by Tonny Leao (Social)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 14:00:00Assassination location: 37.8738138354083, -122.263857722282
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both like mexican food.
Description:
Waiting for John to walk out of class and while he was talking to a classmate outside of the building, i was able to get an easy kill.
Death of Kaidi Liu (Community Service) by Katerina U (Historian)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 14:00:00Assassination location: 37.8689080240905, -122.259185314178
What do the victim and killer have in common?: AYCH SEE!
Description:
Kaidi Liu was off to class /
Walking down Sproul quite fast /
Behind her she did not see /
HC dancing in sync to "Gee" /
As she tried to scream for help /
All that came was a final yelp /
A sock from behind /
Today, HC isn't being too kind!
Death of Ryan Liu (Development) by Rose Huynh (Community Service)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 14:00:00Assassination location: 37.8670785831253, -122.260322570801
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we both like to go out and party :D
Description:
after making an unwanted truce with 2 others from socom, I was determined to get my first kill today. So the oh so carefree Ryan exits the dorms to go to RSF. Little did he know i've planned to grant him the honor of being my first victim for this semester. Funny thing is, it took him like a minute to realize that he was dead. I yelled his name, threw the sock, and he was like, oh Hi Rose. LOL
Now i gotta watch out because Ryan said he'd seek revenge :[
Death of Cynthia Sun (Internal Relations) by Karen Wong (Community Service)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 14:00:00Assassination location: 37.8694288982801, -122.259871959686
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we both like chocolate ice cream :]
Description:
Cynthia was looking forward to yummy food and lunch with DJu (I think), but instead she was met with death :[
Death of Rose Huynh (Community Service) by Triman Nguyen (Social)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 14:00:00Assassination location: 37.8678577950154, -122.259823679924
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We are both VIET!
Description:
A girl came into Sather Lane /
Where she found a BOMB /
From Spring '10 SOCOMM /
And there she met her bane.
Death of Micca de Joya (Internal Relations) by Neal Oliver (Public Relations)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 13:00:00Assassination location: 37.8700090546282, -122.259485721588
What do the victim and killer have in common?: Both were/are on IRC
Description:
After realizing she gave birth to her own father she gave a slight shudder. A quick tug of insanity grabbed at Micca's brain as the universe began to rip open due to time paradoxes and foccaccia bread. But she quickly got over the matter when she realized time paradoxes are just the nature of IRC incest. Next, she continued walking, confident that she had cheated death. But her preoccupied mind didn't register the AC Transit bus coming towards her, and poor Micca perished.
Death of Perry Yee (Public Relations) by Kellen Chen (Development)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 12:57:00Assassination location: 37.8706866037043, -122.259721755981
What do the victim and killer have in common?: Both engineers! Have classes together
Description:
I was going to class and saw him outside dwinelle. Yay
Death of Nathan Yan (Internal Relations) by Chia Lin (Social)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 12:43:00Assassination location: 37.8701106873868, -122.25950717926
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both love korean short ribs!!! :D
Description:
Nathan was just going to take some pictures, as usual. But when he reached Sather Gate, he noticed the wall of black, a wall of NINJAS. Nathan Yan, startled, carried on with his job, and proceeded to take a picture of that wall of ninjas. As the shutter on his camera clicked, he did not hear the soft footsteps behind me. HA-YAH! ASSASSINATED. by a ninja. ha. lol
Death of Norman Lee (Internal Relations) by Katerina U (Historian)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 12:30:00Assassination location: 37.8688063896729, -122.259249687195
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We were on HC together!
Description:
Norman Lee was on his way /
Heading to the table today /
And while he was eating /
His time left was fleeting /
A sock to the heart /
Norman fell into the AAA cart /
Who do you see? /
Damn right, we're HC!
Death of Yafine Lee (Public Relations) by Katerina U (Historian)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 12:10:00Assassination location: 37.8689249631464, -122.259206771851
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We're SWIMMERS!
Description:
Yafine Lee was on Sproul /
His day was going foul /
Little did he know /
That HC would show /
And as he turned around /
This is what he found /
A sock hit Mr. Lee /
HC is on a killing spree!
Death of Cynthia Young (Internal Relations) by Justin Wen (Issues)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 12:08:00Assassination location: 37.8643851568239, -122.257554531097
What do the victim and killer have in common?: We both speak Cantonese.
Description:
Dragged her outside and mercy killed her.
Death of Kevin Chen (Community Service) by John Yi (Public Relations)
Assassination time: 2010-03-01 12:00:00Assassination location: 37.871889, -122.259421
What do the victim and killer have in common?: we both work out at rsf
Description:
So I was waiting for a bus with Erin Wong to go to Cheeseboard. Then Erin points out Kevin whom I didn't even know to me and I "killed" him with the socks that Erin gave me. (Erin was already dead at that point).